I like things and I blog about it. Perpetually wishing I was in Scotland and/or the Isle of Man.things you’ll find herehand-dyed yarnsetsyTumblr (3.0; @bluetoothtoaster)http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2d176eaaaf9afaa42e34a78936e3c518/tumblr_mndbfq0RuX1qfxs46o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b5bd25aa0e6b588320f03daf29e0dac/tumblr_mndbfq0RuX1qfxs46o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>It looks like we’re about to go time-travelling to find those fucking whales.</p>http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51325298228http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51325298228Sat, 25 May 2013 16:00:56 -0400save the endangered speciesyou never know which ones are aliens that could actually cause the destruction of your planetstar trek:tvh<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/29e5c4350d75315cd073e9fa81807856/tumblr_mkwdm4Dmcg1ri2dp5o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9405005c9526da133e7115cac9562e9f/tumblr_mkwdm4Dmcg1ri2dp5o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/i-am-quitting-my-job-to-fuck-women-lol-later-starfleet" target="_blank">#i am quitting my job to fuck women lol later starfleet</a></p> </blockquote>http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51321198687http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51321198687Sat, 25 May 2013 15:01:05 -0400giggling at that tagstar trek: lens flare and shaky camera edition<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c863b133220fd3e6eaccde17511ffb2a/tumblr_mmtm9a8Gas1rboz80o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tookmyskull.tumblr.com/post/51312039376/rhamphotheca-help-our-turtle-friends-im" target="_blank">tookmyskull</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rhamphotheca.tumblr.com/post/50508500771/help-our-turtle-friends" target="_blank">rhamphotheca</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>Help Our Turtle Friends!!!</strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p>I’m all for helping our turtle friends, but anyone who attempts to grab a snapper by its shell will be losing an arm. Scoop it up with a shovel to carry it!</p> </blockquote> <p>I totally crossed a snapper by the shell a couple weeks ago, but she wasn’t that big (maybe 10” shell).</p>http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51317065662http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51317065662Sat, 25 May 2013 14:00:49 -0400please guys do itI FUCKING HATE SHOPPING FOR PANTS Where&#8217;s Primark when you need it?http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51310145992http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51310145992Sat, 25 May 2013 12:20:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bd73f26999b85573cf1c1e56a4c22cb1/tumblr_mn5tsyHVng1rz23zlo1_r2_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mypocketshurt90.tumblr.com/post/51025879702/i-will-never-understand-why-some-trekkies-cant" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mypocketshurt90</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I will never understand why some Trekkies can’t appreciate the original series.</p></blockquote>http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51301476490http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51301476490Sat, 25 May 2013 10:00:21 -0400it was fucking hilariousstar trekDreamt I was in Oxford last night. I was looking for a Tesco. Obviously.http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51296422086http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51296422086Sat, 25 May 2013 08:08:03 -0400dreamsjulia has weird onesMy manager let me go half an hour early but my hours had already been logged so I got paid for that...http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51246599328http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51246599328Fri, 24 May 2013 16:30:22 -0400aliens: thing crew: oh no, captain, thing picard: tell me about thing geordi, data, and troi:...http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51192773308http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51192773308Thu, 23 May 2013 21:43:52 -0400tngi&#8217;ve gotten a bunch of messages on dating site. actually started replying to some of them. i...http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51172024152http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51172024152Thu, 23 May 2013 17:00:47 -0400adventures in online datingI GET A PAID DAY OFF NEXT WEEK FUCK YEAHhttp://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51171555136http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51171555136Thu, 23 May 2013 16:54:28 -0400WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOI was working by myself all morning, and I spent a lot of time preoccupied thinking about that TNG...http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51156673643http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51156673643Thu, 23 May 2013 13:00:39 -0400really dudesi'm still not over the planet of sex and how everyone reacted to itbad ideas all around thereThey&#8217;ve sort of made me a specialist on this aisle, and I don&#8217;t know whether to be...http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51154628837http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51154628837Thu, 23 May 2013 12:22:56 -0400weird new store hours start next weekplus i need to schedule that interview with Apple<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b4602e3b90181c3a6bb12dd651955a0/tumblr_mlnw7lX2RJ1r80l6oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wonderfulbritain.tumblr.com/post/50972610823/st-pauls-cathedral-the-millennium-bridge" target="_blank">wonderfulbritain</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ishowerinmypants/8655266786/" title="St Paul's Cathedral, The Millennium Bridge, London, England" target="_blank">St Paul’s Cathedral, The Millennium Bridge, London, England</a> by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ishowerinmypants/" target="_blank">Fragga</a> on Flickr.</p> </blockquote>http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51116856418http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51116856418Wed, 22 May 2013 22:00:37 -0400my favorite part of londonsometimes i miss it so much it hurtsTHAT BECAME SIGNIFICANTLY LESS FUN WHEN THE PLANET OF SEX TRIED TO KILL THE KID. WHY DID YOU TAKE...http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51115870043http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51115870043Wed, 22 May 2013 21:48:00 -0400tngi like the fact that it is no longer the 60s so therefore we can discuss klingon sex and have is close captioned by the us board of educatioOH MY GOD GUYS DON&#8217;T BRING A KID TO THE PLANET OF SEX AFTER YOU&#8217;VE DISCOVERED IT WAS THE...http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51113239531http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51113239531Wed, 22 May 2013 21:15:53 -0400and by you i mean rikerhe's basically the only reason i'm watching thisholy amazeballs speaking of sextngMy family just had a very bitter argument about the correct names for different types of hats.http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51112048403http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51112048403Wed, 22 May 2013 21:00:41 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/71be2ba2d4422060086b99d44eed56cf/tumblr_mn81k0YKFO1qfxs46o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51107519936http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51107519936Wed, 22 May 2013 20:00:44 -0400the sound i made was not very ladylikemy crush on riker rivals my crush on watson so it's all one big conflaguration of love for fictional menexpressed by an android smoking a pipetngThat thing about trying an online dating site? Doesn&#8217;t really work so hot when the...http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51103070598http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51103070598Wed, 22 May 2013 19:00:39 -0400nope this is never going to work<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/974c0597b365e27d1c2f0b65e45e3cd2/tumblr_mn80fsLeR01qfxs46o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I was just knitting and reached towards my screen and the computer took my knitting needle.</p>http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51099606175http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51099606175Wed, 22 May 2013 18:14:16 -0400help what<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e9db76e0a8d90a0280a22960a276b433/tumblr_mn24wjUfkr1qmktkno1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/92eff98e2f4ef53f36321572288aaf23/tumblr_mn24wjUfkr1qmktkno3_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3675a1d96e765ae400d1b311f274450d/tumblr_mn24wjUfkr1qmktkno2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/66d4fc06d3f4f4de3d9763229f629d59/tumblr_mn24wjUfkr1qmktkno4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c885fdc622e14e227cee596877339d7e/tumblr_mn24wjUfkr1qmktkno8_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c01471dcb56585d93d7321018f35a71/tumblr_mn24wjUfkr1qmktkno6_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bdd893e4723c91284942137fe11f65a2/tumblr_mn24wjUfkr1qmktkno5_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6279d8078ff955204847d87591e9dcf1/tumblr_mn24wjUfkr1qmktkno7_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/567ad5c547c0313b257190cd5ed5a187/tumblr_mn24wjUfkr1qmktkno10_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3701cd15a5e1ccd4217b277d25f7d787/tumblr_mn24wjUfkr1qmktkno9_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tennantarse.tumblr.com/post/50853416411/into-the-darkness-2013-the-wrath-of-khan-1982" target="_blank">tennantarse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small>Into the Darkness: 2013//The Wrath of Khan: 1982<br/></small></p> </blockquote>http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51098582548http://bluetoothtoaster.tumblr.com/post/51098582548Wed, 22 May 2013 18:00:46 -0400THIS IS WHY I HAD A MELTDOWN DURING INTO DARKNESSstar trek:twokstar trek: lens flare and shaky camera edition part II