I Don't Make Up Clever Names.







THAT BECAME SIGNIFICANTLY LESS FUN WHEN THE PLANET OF SEX TRIED TO KILL THE KID.

WHY DID YOU TAKE KID TO PLANET OF SEX ANYWAY.


OH MY GOD GUYS DON’T BRING A KID TO THE PLANET OF SEX AFTER YOU’VE DISCOVERED IT WAS THE PLANET OF SEX.

ALSO I AM SUPREMELY DISTURBED BY HOW MUCH YOU’RE ENJOYING WATCHING THIS ORGY.


My family just had a very bitter argument about the correct names for different types of hats.


   22 May 13   

That thing about trying an online dating site? Doesn’t really work so hot when the *required* questionnaire has questions about previous relationships and the number of those you’ve had is exactly zero.


I was just knitting and reached towards my screen and the computer took my knitting needle.

I was just knitting and reached towards my screen and the computer took my knitting needle.


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  7 notes22 May 13   

tennantarse:

Into the Darkness: 2013//The Wrath of Khan: 1982


Yes, that’s right, boys. Go hide behind Tasha.