I Don't Make Up Clever Names.

no now mom and i are watching the blind banker and she’s trying to be sherlock and is describing everything happening on screen.

i don’t know if i want her to shut up or keep this up and maybe she’ll crack reichenbach.

bluetoothtoaster:

This is Jane Watson, PI. She’s a cutie and I like her.

#my life goal is to learn enough russian to watch this #sherlock holmes #my dearly beloved detective

You’re in luck cause these are actually caps from an American movie called The Return of Sherlock Holmes. However, there are very few limits on what I would do for a subtitled version of My Dearly Beloved Detective.

Instead, Jane was involved with Tobias Gregory, the most boring guy on earth.

We were kind of afraid that the romantic sub-plot would be that Great-Grandaddy Watson had frozen a husband for Jane, but thankfully, they turned out to be completely platonic in a very sibling-ly way.

Holmes was a tad way creepy when we first met him.

This is Jane Watson, PI. She’s a cutie and I like her.

I’m so glad I live in a family where I can shout “OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS COOL SPIDER!” and everyone will come running to see it. 

blown-transistor replied to your post: And, in case you’re curious, Battleship is…

I have a friend who keeps trying to get me to go see it. I repeatedly say no. I still don’t understand how someone thought “I know what I’ll do! I’ll make a movie out of a game with pegs!”

I think it was also ‘Man, these Army and Air Force guys always get these really cool movies and the Navy is a bit of a joke. Let’s make a movie to show that we’ve got badass guns too.”

The characters were all unlikeable, there was no compelling story, and 95% was blowing shit up. The aliens weren’t even cool.

And since the premise was ‘aliens attack Hawaii’ I’m still disappointed that Stitch didn’t show up.

underlined-signs:

“The war has taken everything from everyone.”